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Things….i learnt….

The secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes.
Earl of Beaconsfield

If you wish success in life, make perseverance your bosom friend, experience your wise counselor, caution your elder brother, and hope your guardian genius.
Jospeph Addison

To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first.
Shakespeare

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I wasted my entire life…to know some simple…but important things…..

Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don’t think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire.
Samuel Johnson

Energy and persistence conquer all things.
Benjamin Franklin

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself.
Theodore T. Hunger

There is only one success–to be able to spend your life in your own way.
Christopher Morley

The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack in will.
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Who’s the Better Boss???

Mars v/s Venus

Daughter, friend, girl-friend, student, wife, mother and suddenly one day suddenly you find yourself as a boss. Ah! What a long and tiring journey.
But as you move on this success ladder, you can’t help but wonder, “why always, you are given the role of taming someone, who you think is a fool!
You get up at 4’O clock – make tea for your so called better half- (Every time you wonder, why is he called your better half, when it is you, who does all the work!)
Hey men – Chillax! You can’t beat women in terms of being a better half- though you are good at offices!
But as I say this, I read somewhere – Research signals a bad news for women. Yes males make better bosses than females. People prefer having male bosses than female bosses.(Surprisingly even women do!) Why:-?
Here’s why ……….

Our male bosses understand us well! (Females why don’t you just shut up and listen to us?) 
 
We can be friends with our male bosses [Females – you act as a Hitler out to crush us – the jews!] Not your fault – you think that if you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done – ask a woman – which is right but not always!
 
You think we don’t have the right to go on holidays.
 
The greatest and only comfort about being a female boss is that you always pretend to be more stupid than you are and no one is surprised. [Poor guys, they don’t understand, that is the way, you make them do overtime! But dear Boss:- women are not fools. They gossip about it everyday!]
 
You are very khadoos and kanjoos. You never take us on a ‘team lunch’. [You don’t understand that by being ‘not-so-approachable’, your counterparts –‘the Adams’ out class you and become our favourites.]
 
Men understand, when we say we are late because we had to be the guide to our in-laws, who visited our city for the first time.
 
Male bosses ‘understand us’ when they ask us to leave the office by 6.30 pm. See, they are so considerate. It is so inconsiderate of you to give us work at 6.30 pm and give us no work in the day!
 
They are not like you! They enjoy our’Aloo-gobi’ without realizing there’s no ‘namak’ in it – while you’ll give us ‘cookery sessions’ in the office on how to get the proportionate salts in your dishes.(Shame! Shame!)
 
Also, they are not into politics, but survival. And hence, we like them! 

But as said, ‘every coin has two sides’, not every time female bosses are bad. It all depends, finally on the situation, environment and tuning with your boss! So it might take some real hardcore research, before we find out who’s better?

‘Goody-goody Mars’ or our ‘dear Venus!’

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Letter to Venus..from her very own dear..Mars…

What Men want from Women…..???

But women never understand….!!!

Dear Venus,

Contrary to what you think, we have a notion about you that says –

Women….Women….Women…. If we praise you, you think we are lying. If we don’t we are good for nothing. If you talk, you want us to listen. If we listen, you want us to talk. If we kiss you, we are not gentlemen. If we don’t, we are not men. If we agree to all your likes we are wimps. If we don’t we are not understanding. You believe, it’s easy to develop a long-term intimate and mutually fulfilling relationship with a guy.

However, with us it is extremely difficult because we never tend to understand your definition of the term ‘relationship’.

Let’s suppose a guy named ‘Rohit’ asks a girl ‘Riya’ out. They go out for lunches, dinners, dates movies etal. One day back home, Ria says “Do we realize we just completed 6 months together?” Rohit smiles.

Now Ria starts wondering…. “Oops- should I have said it? Is he bored? Does he want to move out of this relationship? Does he want me to be more intimate? Does he sense my reservations? Doesn’t he want to marry me? He’s upset because I said it? Maybe I am being too harsh on him, when I dream about him as a knight in black armour, who will come on a horse and take me away!

Women…..Women….. Stop! It’s not like that. Let me tell you what Rohit is thinking…..

“Gosh! 6 months. Good. That was when I took my car. That means say 6 installments are over. Oh! Let me change my car oil…it’s overdue. I’ll do it on Sunday! No- not Sunday –it’s Man V v/s Chelsea match. I’m not going to miss the action this time. Man V is going to win. They’re ready for it! Chelsea will be dead out!

Now, you say we don’t care. Pretty women, it’s not that our wavelengths don’t match. It’s just that we belong to entirely different planets from different solar systems.

The thing is, firstly we don’t remember dates! And even if we do, we only remember the big ones like the yearly anniversaries and not weekly, monthly, quarterly, six-monthly etc. It just makes no sense to us!

Secondly, never ever assume that we understand our relationship. Each time you’ll definitely have to remind us that, because we have organs that are complicate and analytical, problem solving ones. We are miles apart from the concepts of love, trust and need.

Thirdly, we don’t understand anything about relationships until we’re almost drowned! That’s why you can see it’s the guy who always sings “Jag soona-soona lage’ almost in every alternate film.

But that’s the way it works! We won’t miss a Man V v/s Chelsea match or India v/s Australia match for aunt’s sister’s sons’ neighbour’s ‘shaadi’. We like to turn our bedrooms into towel showrooms!

But this doesn’t stop us from loving you. We don’t show it but we care for you. We forget to bring flowers and chocolates but that doesn’t mean we don’t love you. May be we are just too lazy to show it!

One more thing ladies, men think you are simple, yet so complex. So weird, yet so beautiful. You, are too difficult, to live with.

But believe us still we can’t and won’t be able to live without you.

With love,

From,

Mars