What Men want from Women…..???
But women never understand….!!!
Contrary to what you think, we have a notion about you that says –
Women….Women….Women…. If we praise you, you think we are lying. If we don’t we are good for nothing. If you talk, you want us to listen. If we listen, you want us to talk. If we kiss you, we are not gentlemen. If we don’t, we are not men. If we agree to all your likes we are wimps. If we don’t we are not understanding. You believe, it’s easy to develop a long-term intimate and mutually fulfilling relationship with a guy.
However, with us it is extremely difficult because we never tend to understand your definition of the term ‘relationship’.
Let’s suppose a guy named ‘Rohit’ asks a girl ‘Riya’ out. They go out for lunches, dinners, dates movies etal. One day back home, Ria says “Do we realize we just completed 6 months together?” Rohit smiles.
Now Ria starts wondering…. “Oops- should I have said it? Is he bored? Does he want to move out of this relationship? Does he want me to be more intimate? Does he sense my reservations? Doesn’t he want to marry me? He’s upset because I said it? Maybe I am being too harsh on him, when I dream about him as a knight in black armour, who will come on a horse and take me away!
Women…..Women….. Stop! It’s not like that. Let me tell you what Rohit is thinking…..
“Gosh! 6 months. Good. That was when I took my car. That means say 6 installments are over. Oh! Let me change my car oil…it’s overdue. I’ll do it on Sunday! No- not Sunday –it’s Man V v/s Chelsea match. I’m not going to miss the action this time. Man V is going to win. They’re ready for it! Chelsea will be dead out!
Now, you say we don’t care. Pretty women, it’s not that our wavelengths don’t match. It’s just that we belong to entirely different planets from different solar systems.
The thing is, firstly we don’t remember dates! And even if we do, we only remember the big ones like the yearly anniversaries and not weekly, monthly, quarterly, six-monthly etc. It just makes no sense to us!
Secondly, never ever assume that we understand our relationship. Each time you’ll definitely have to remind us that, because we have organs that are complicate and analytical, problem solving ones. We are miles apart from the concepts of love, trust and need.
Thirdly, we don’t understand anything about relationships until we’re almost drowned! That’s why you can see it’s the guy who always sings “Jag soona-soona lage’ almost in every alternate film.
But that’s the way it works! We won’t miss a Man V v/s Chelsea match or India v/s Australia match for aunt’s sister’s sons’ neighbour’s ‘shaadi’. We like to turn our bedrooms into towel showrooms!
But this doesn’t stop us from loving you. We don’t show it but we care for you. We forget to bring flowers and chocolates but that doesn’t mean we don’t love you. May be we are just too lazy to show it!
One more thing ladies, men think you are simple, yet so complex. So weird, yet so beautiful. You, are too difficult, to live with.
But believe us still we can’t and won’t be able to live without you.